I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
endless list of favourite movies: the great gatsby (2013)
"All the bright precious things fade so fast… and they don’t come back."
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
"Having a hot teacher is just pure torture, because you’re not old enough, most of them are married anyway, you’re not old enough, and even if something were to happen it would be all over national news and they would end up in jail so you wouldn’t be able to get the D anyway.”